Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I can count

Why is the internet so restrictive? Why is it impossible to find a place where you can express yourself fully?

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t buy bullshit

This overlooked cause of PTSD is only going to get worse - vox.com

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

What are your darkest taboo confessions?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t cotton to rapists

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

Scottie Scheffler’s wife reveals infant son’s bathroom mishap during Memorial win - New York Post

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

After 6 new cases over the weekend, North Dakota has nation's highest measles rate - InForum

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I understand how hurricane paths work

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

Why the end of Google as we know it could be your biggest opportunity yet - ZDNet

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?

I can read

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.

I have a reading level above third grade

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

Wastewater is now helping track measles spread around the US - CNN

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

Elden Ring Nightreign Patch Notes Include Promised Improvements For Solo Play - GameSpot

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I see through liars

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I actually pay taxes

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y